10 Luxuriously Cheeky Pool Floats

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credit: Funboy

For those without air conditioning, the Swelter Survival Plan is key. This usually consists of a) window shopping at the mall just for free air-conditioning; b) an icy shower with a cold beer; or c) cashing in that "come use my pool" offer extended by, um, whatever their name is? Anyway, if you are lucky enough to have access to a pool, really treat yourself (or your generous host) by bringing along one of these eye-catching pool floats:

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credit: Sunnylife

Really, is there any better way to make an impression than by mounting a giant, golden swan?

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credit: Ban.do

Your Instagram is about to be poppin'.

Bosom buddies.

This float is like entering an episode of the Care Bears.

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credit: The Pool Room

Channel your inner Beyoncé and become Queen of the Pool.

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credit: Sunnylife

Okay, this one is actually quite fetching.

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credit: Funboy

Whaaaat: This float has space for you to keep your rosé chilled.

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credit: Brookstone

Pizza + pool = perfect.

Big Mouth Giant Man-Eating Shark Pool Float
credit: Big Mouth

Hilarious, but also provides some shade.

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credit: Sam's Club

It's basically an entire island ...


Amelia McDonell-Parry

Amelia McDonell-Parry

I'm a freelance writer and reporter for outlets like Rolling Stone, the Village Voice, BUST, Nylon, Woolly, and the Appeal, a podcast host for Undisclosed, and once upon a time, I was the founding editor of The Frisky.