14 Vintage Gucci Decor Items We'd Own in a Perfect World

cards
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Kanye West once said that he was "'bout to go Gucci in the Gucci store," and we can only say — we understand his position completely. As a legacy brand, Gucci is one that we will forever revere, and we have a particular soft spot for the fashion house's vintage decor designs. Seek these items out and you'll find that they are rare, not particularly useful, and very, very expensive. But we can dream, can't we? We will kindly accept any of the following:

gucci tray
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This would go great with a yacht. Or Bagel Bites, if you don't have a yacht.

gucci cup
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Rich people apparently have cups specifically for storing pens. You learn something new every day. (Diplomatic passport not included.)

gucci ashtray
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This should be an incentive to quit smoking — because why would you want to cover up those gorgeous flowers?

gucci glasses
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Now you just need a gold lamé cocktail dress to go with.

gucci lighter
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TABLE LIGHTER? YES.

gucci throw
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Ordinarily, we'd pass on any blanket past the age of 50, but this is an exception.

gucci wine cooler
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This might be a fancy-rich-person wine cooler but we wouldn't judge if you used it to chill that primo bottle of Barefoot Wine.

gucci playing cards
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Go Fish, anyone?

gucci pitcher
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Okay, we really do need to bring back the idea of making cocktails by the pitcher, even if only to be able to say, "I'll whip us up a pitcher of martinis."

gucci picture frame
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It's monogrammed, but if your initials aren't JRW, you can say it stands for Just Really Wonderful. Or something.

gucci clock
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It works! ( For $650...it should. )

gucci wine holder
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Yep, it's another thing millionaires invented to fill the void.

gucci glasses
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Stunning.

gucci box
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Maybe you could justify this as an investment?